Dalam waktu aku bekerja di kapal buruk di atas ( dari luar nampak buruk, dlm superb, setiap bilik ada |PS3) , seorang mechanic latino menegur sapa aku, seorang anak penoreh, berdarah jawa yg bercampurkan melayu, tetapi persis muka brazilians...
Hye Safety man....where r u come from ??
Pantas aku response: Malaysia ...
Mechanic tu menarik muka ketat : really , i thought u r from brazil , coz ur face look like ronaldo ...
Sekali lagi aku pantas response: huhuhuh .. fuck u mechanic..so, how about u my fren , from where?and ur name is?
Setelah dia sengeh kena fuck u dgn aku : Ramirez...i'm from mexico ..
Aku : wow ..i like mexican chicks , all latino chicks very hot...big boobs, nice ass....shakala kabom boom ...
Ramirez: yes..of coz...come to my place, i can bring some hot chicks for u ..
aku : nope, i'm muslim ....( hihihihi)...
Ramirez: but, what is sha ka la boom??
AKu : secret ....ok ramirez, have u ever heard La Usur padora, latin telenovela??
ramirez: yes, i know ....
Aku : how about Mistery Hermanas and one more is Batang Keras?
Ramirez: Mistery Hermanas,?yes, ..but ba..batang ker ..kerrass? i never heard it...is it latin tv siries also?
Aku : heheheheh..secret ....
4 comments:
brazil??batang keras??hahah!!!pesal xckp af je wehh
Ngok ngek la ko ni ijan. Gelak bsr aku. Tp bab muka mcm ronaldo brazil tu, aku pn rs ad iras2 lah. Hehe
Mestikah begitu?? hahahah... lawaklah ko nie Ijan!
abang ni kelakar la...kenapa abang taknak masuk AF...muka dah macam brazil...mesti bulih menari bugil...
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